infinite-waffles:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

Yup
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celeryandhummus:

nanner:

Kristin Stewart is having none of your gendered bull shit

kristen is an actual kickass feminist who speaks up aaaall the time and gets so little credit for it

adventureroftimeandspace:

cabinlocked:

adweeb:

the-art-of-fangirling:

seriously like every British thing ever has john hurt in it

see like

harry potter

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merlin

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doctor who

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sherlock

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I saw it coming, but I didn’t stop

i can’t believe how much i’m laughing

Hahahahaha wow

babyhongbin:

this here

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is my phone case

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so every time someone calls me

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yes hello

i regret making this post

opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

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westbor0baptistchurch:

the world cup is getting pretty serious

stfulily:

getting a boyfriend looks easier in movies

nytylys:

kill the idea that openly caring characters are boring

set on fire the line of thought that dictates that altruism is a bad thing and that selfishness/sassiness is an inherently more appealing and ‘~intricate~’ quality than an affectionate nature

smash and bury the concept of the false equivalency between angst and complexity

kindness and empathy are not synonyms for “blandness” and “lack of personality”

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towritepoems:

My girlfriend just got OWNED